They don't tell you about certain things when you have children.
Sure they warn you about sleepless nights, the cost, and that your in it for the rest of your life.
They also tell you that you'll feel a love like nothing else can compare to.
But there are a lot of things they don't tell you about.
Like, when you decide what you want your kid to be for Halloween, you'll never be able to find the costume, so you'll have to settle for Plan B.
OR
When you think you've FINALLY got your kid to sleep through the night, they hit that "6-month mark" where they start waking up constantly like a newborn.
OR
Things that use to soothe them, suddenly scare the crap out of them. Like the vacuum.
OR
Getting them to eat solid foods is NOT an easy task. Like, some children apparently hate the taste of just cereal, therefore, just start the veggies and your life will be simpler.
OR
Overnight your kid will LITERALLY outgrow the clothes they have been wearing for over 5 months.
OR
Your kid will probably just sleep through the biggest storm to ever hit the east coast.
No worries. Sandy won't take us down without a fight!
OR
When you think you've FINALLY got your kid to sleep through the night, they hit that "6-month mark" where they start waking up constantly like a newborn.
OR
Things that use to soothe them, suddenly scare the crap out of them. Like the vacuum.
OR
Getting them to eat solid foods is NOT an easy task. Like, some children apparently hate the taste of just cereal, therefore, just start the veggies and your life will be simpler.
OR
Overnight your kid will LITERALLY outgrow the clothes they have been wearing for over 5 months.
OR
Your kid will probably just sleep through the biggest storm to ever hit the east coast.
No worries. Sandy won't take us down without a fight!
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